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Christmas No-Nos

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Christmas No-Nos

Ho, ho, ho!

"It's the most wonderful time of the year" (apparently). And, once again, King's has trawled the web for the very worst of Christmas cheer. We hope you won't get any inspiration from these festive photos.

Let's kick off with a letter to Santa that went viral on social media:

sophisticated santa letter

So helpful to point Santa in the right direction! Let's hope this thoroughly modern missive wasn't received by any of these disturbing looking chaps:


More scary Santas

This year, the cult of Santa has even extended to our bathrooms  ...

Santa interior decor

... but sadly his chocolate reindeers have been replaced by left-over Easter bunnies:

Christmas bunnies

Christmas decorations

Now, what festive decorations would really make our homes look 'Christmassy' this year?

scary-ornaments

Mmmmm ... maybe we should look to the department stores and town planners for inspiration ...

Scary bears

Scary giant santa

...or maybe not.

Are you entering the Gold Coast Christmas Lights Competition this year? Why not swamp your house with festive inflatables?

overdone-decorations

Or go for something classy and paired-down, like Stockton Council's Christmas display (UK):

Stockton Christmas tree

Christmas cakes

Don't waste time baking your own. Buy one from the professionals!

Bad Christmas cakes

Or why bother at all, when you can just blow one up?

Inflatable fruit cake

Christmas cracker jokes

We expect the jokes in our Christmas bonbons to be corny but we hope we might understand them ...

bad-cracker-mistletoe

badcracker2

Why not dress-up your pet?

(Because it's cruel?)

bad-pet-costumes

 

To wrap up all this Christmas cheese, we'll end with a cynical shop display for all the humbugs out there:

Cynical shop dressing


Happy Christmas, everyone!

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